ENTITLED WHITE MALE MILLENNIAL CLIMBS ROCKS!

Pretty unique, huh?

I’m the whole package:

  • Middling Climber
  • Garbage Writer
  • Unemployable Mountain Guide

Buy my mixtape – Drink the kool aid – Tell your friends.
"Kevin is the world's leading alpinist and free climber."
Reinhold Messner
The Lion King
"I just can't keep up."
Alex Handled
Oscar Winner
"Asinine."
Obsidian
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What is above knows what is below, but what is below does not know what is above.

-René Daumal
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