ENTITLED WHITE MALE MILLENNIAL CLIMBS ROCKS!
Pretty unique, huh?
I’m the whole package:
Middling Climber
Garbage Writer
Unemployable Mountain Guide
Buy my mixtape – Drink the kool aid – Tell your friends.
"Kevin is the world's leading alpinist and free climber."
Reinhold Messner
The Lion King
"I just can't keep up."
Alex Handled
Oscar Winner
"Asinine."
Obsidian
Reddit User (this one's real)
